Coming soon to Guyana…an Elon Musk production…in association with Artificial Intelligence…and putting women out of business…Robot Wives…
They don’t get sick
They don’t cheat or lie
They don’t divorce you and claim half your property
They do everything you tell them to do
They’re always ready for sex
They look you in the eyes and whisper softly, “Don’t you love me baby?”
For those asking in the comments…
The robot dolls will be programmed with artificial intelligence to respond to romantic Language and sexual stimuli which enables it to engage in sexual acts like an actual woman.
P.S. I think the world is coming to an end
And we included the follow photos:
Explanation
No. Elon Musk is not in the process of manufacturing “robot wives.” The photos were all CGI (computer generated imagery), and the post was meant to be a bit of humor.
Elon Musk is well known for his technological marvels, so when we posted this fictional piece, many people didn’t find it hard to believe.
It is not outside of the realm of possibilities for Elon Musk to come up with such a product, but for now, it is still fictional, and we wish to apologize to all our readers whom we might have humorously misled.
